- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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