- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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