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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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