A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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