- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

You want to hear a joke? Republican

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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