Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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