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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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