Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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