Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Hello

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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