Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Cancer

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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