- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

God is real.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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