- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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