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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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