Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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My jeans

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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