why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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FUCK YOU

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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