- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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