- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Knock knock.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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