- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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