- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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