Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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FUCK YOU

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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