What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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