- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Jesus Christ

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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