- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

9/11 my birthday

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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