- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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