- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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