What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

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