Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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