Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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