What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

thumb_up thumb_down +17

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops