- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

aodhan hearty

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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