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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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