Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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