- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

You idiot.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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