Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

womens rights

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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