- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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