- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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