After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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autistic kids rock

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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