- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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