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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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