What's 9 +10 19

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Women's rights.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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The Aristocrats

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