Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What comes after "Q" R

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

The jets are a good team..

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What is Jason? Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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