How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Jews for Jesus

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Men's rights

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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