No joke.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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The Aristocrats

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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