- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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