- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

the WNBA

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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