What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

A black succeeds

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

I Love Hitler.

who just made fun of katie matt

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Is Carly smart? No.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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