How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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The Aristocrats

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What is Jason? Black.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Thumbs this up

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Anti Joke

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