your moms so fat she has kankles

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A baby seal walks into a club.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Anti Joke

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