- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

I Love Hitler.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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