- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

The mets are 3-0 this season

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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