Why Because

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Women's rights

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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