How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Women's rights.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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