What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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The WNBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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George W. Bush

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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No.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Anti Joke

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