Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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This is not Will Smith.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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DANA

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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penis

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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