Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A black succeeds

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Miscarriages.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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I Love Hitler.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Is Carly smart? No.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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