- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A pope meets another one

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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