- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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