A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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