- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

whats black and strange a paki

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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