What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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jews

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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