- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Apple hates Blackberry.

woman's lacrosse

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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