- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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