Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

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