- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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