- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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