- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

hi jonny

womens rights

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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