what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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