- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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