Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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