A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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