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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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