- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

antonio has a penis head.lol

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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