- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

12 in general

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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