A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Anti Joke

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