- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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