- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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