- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Indians

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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