Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How you know when dislextic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

I'm rick james bitch

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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