- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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