- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

i am a dino. RAWR.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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