Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

cory is gay

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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