- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

i am a dino. RAWR.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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