- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What page are you on The gay page.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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