- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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