- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

I am a mime

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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