Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mom.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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