What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

FUCK YOU

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

dat shoe shine tho

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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