- Anti Joke

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house