Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Black people having a Job.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Anti Joke

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