- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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