what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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